A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her
Dr. Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and
say, 'Scooby, doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
She did this faithfully for several months. To her utter amazement she
grew terrific D-cup boobs !
One morning she was running late, got on the bus,and in a panic
realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might
lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood
up in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby,
doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, 'Excuse me, are you a
patient of Dr. Smith's?'
'Yes I am... How did you know?'
He winked and replied, "Hickory dickory dock ..."
Basil Fawlty (RCB)