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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby Strider69 » Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:41 pm

Always knew you had a sick mind Jon :lol: :lol: :wink:
Now he err she is certainly a joke. :lol:
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby Darkriser » Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:05 pm

There are only 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't...
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby staylo » Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:29 pm

Darkriser wrote:There are only 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't...


I've had it up to here with your two-bit jokes!

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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby Sprunga » Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:01 pm

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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby Strider69 » Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:43 pm

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her
breasts.
Dr. Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and
say, 'Scooby, doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies!'

She did this faithfully for several months. To her utter amazement she
grew terrific D-cup boobs !

One morning she was running late, got on the bus,and in a panic
realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might
lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood
up in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby,
doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.'

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, 'Excuse me, are you a
patient of Dr. Smith's?'

'Yes I am... How did you know?'

He winked and replied, "Hickory dickory dock ..."
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Re: Tell me a joke

Postby Cookie » Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:37 pm

Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that, even though he's happy in Manchester, he does Miss Wales occasionally.

:D :D :D
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Re: Tell me a joke

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